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davids father has three sons:snap, crackle,and?

Answer:david

 

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Answer:cliff.

 

how do you make a skeleton laugh?

Answer:Tickle its funny bone.

 

whats a babys motto?

if first  you dont  succeed cry, cry again.

 

which detective takes bubble baths?

sherlock foams.

 

what have 12 legs, 6 eyes,3 tails and cant see?

three blind mice.

 

when should a mouse carry a umbrella?

when its raining cats and dogs.

 

 

 

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