The phone

Who was that on the phone?
Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China. But I told her I already knew that!
 
Can you telephone from the space shuttle?
Of course I can tell a phone from the space shuttle! 

When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wants to!
 
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
 
How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song distance!