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Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!



What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
Groovy



What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!



What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!



What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!



What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose



What do rich people eat on Thanksgiving?
14 Karats



Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.



What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY





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