How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks!

What kind of bird opens doors?
A kiwi!

What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
Send him to polytechnic!

Where do birds invest their money?
In the stork market!

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
The Birds Eye counter!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger!