What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A big phone-y!

What do you call a man without a spade on his head ?
Douglas !

What do you call a man with a car on his head ?
Jack !

What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?
Lou !

What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head ?
Lulu !

What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head ?
Carol !

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head ?
Kitty !