Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice GhoulWhere does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine"
What type of monster really loves dance music?
The boogieman! 
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.