What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe!

What did the guest sing at the snowman's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season!

What's a sheep's favourite Christmas carol?
We wish ewe a merry christmas.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Who's working at MI5 on Christmas Day?
Mince spies!

Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?

Why was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!